I took a class in one once, seriously.
Today – I could murder someone.
Here is why:
1. I fell on the streetcar track this morning
2. Someone opened a large, metal door into my face
3. I spilled soda on my new shirt
4. I have hair dye on my forehead. Not professional.
5. Three people said “What are you going to do about [insert their fuckup here]“
6. I deleted three very important files
7. I got five angry phone calls
8. I am behind in approximately 4, 625 tasks.
9. After all of this work: I. Am. Broke.
10. I ate a packet of children’s oatmeal for lunch. That is all.
Lord, help me.
