Today, while on a frantic walk to lower my blood pressure (which failed because I was, in fact, frantic) – I heard a student on campus say with great pride: “that class can lick my left nut.”
I’m an analyzer. It’s a problem. A problem that gives me heart pain and high blood pressure.
So, of course, I attempt to analyze this statement.
A class is not a person or a thing with a tongue – how can it lick your nut?
And why your left one!? WHAT did your left nut do to deserve that?
And WHY would you want something you despise to lick your left nut?
Wouldn’t you want something attractive and rad to suck on your ball?
Now, I’m sitting in my office, still frantic. And thinking about balls.
5 responses so far ↓
meagank // January 13, 2009 at 4:56 pm |
Please note that a possibly related post listed here is regarding soy nuts and their ability to improve blood pressure!
Nathalie // January 13, 2009 at 4:58 pm |
MWAHAHA
Kiala // January 13, 2009 at 5:09 pm |
I have the high blood pressure too. Boooo.
meagank // January 13, 2009 at 5:22 pm |
i don’t even have it diagnosed. in fact, on a normal day, i have hecka low BP. but when i have days like today – my head pounds and i get faint and want to die. booooo.
laylou // January 14, 2009 at 12:04 pm |
Wow. That is quite the conversation.
The same questions you posed would have popped into my head as well.
Hope you are feeling less frantic!