it’s twitter’s fault!

Twitter is a cruel mistress. She steals me from you at all hours of the night, bloggie.

She sucks me in with her promises of DMs and @ mentions! So I go to her. I go to her hoping for instant fame and 1,000 followers.

But it’s never what I get, bloggie. Not Ever.

So, I’m coming back to you in full force, bloggie. You and me. Forever.

Also, it’s absolutely gorgeous in Portland, today bloggie. Too bad I’m stuck wearing business casual monkey suits for the man. But it’s worth it. Because I can play with you when I’m at work. Private offices are where I can practice my blog love.

Anyone reading this — feel free to follow me on the Twitter. @MeaganKate.

Don’t worry, bloggie – I just REALLY want to make it to a milliony bajilliony followers. It’s not you. It’s me.