what a waste…

The topic of my blog today is this gentleman.

And not just him, but thousands of others like him.

This man, in an attempt to get out of a drug violation, ate a bag of weed.

A bag. Of weed.

He, of course, gagged and threw up the marijuana in front of the police.  Which, of course, got him the drug violation and the delicious mug shot seen above.

Here is my question: Is this guy new? Has he been around pot before? Has he ever seen someone consume large quantities of mary jane and come out unscathed!?

Doubtful.

Every time I have seen a friend eat one too many pot brownies, they always end up on the floor screaming about elves and asking me to play a Backstreet Boys song on repeat for the next two hours.

I oblige, because it’s always time for BSB.

I digress.

Please, all of you, don’t eat weed. It’s a waste of perfectly good green and if you don’t die, you will simply be the laughing stock of … well, everyone. The entire world will know.

#seriously