I have talked about my struggle with money before.
But I’m thinking I need to start getting creative to save money. Let me know what you think:
1. I can’t do coke anymore. Too spendy. Should probably switch to speed or crack.[just kidding, Mom!]
2. I need to learn how to cook so that I don’t eat sushi every two days. I love raw fish, but I also love booze. I should budget booze into my … non existant budget.
3. If my job gets cut out of the budget [stupid education systems], I’m going to need to get another job. Where I make millions of dollars.
Something like a Princess. Do they have those posted on Craigslist!?
Look at Princess Grace for christsakes! She does NOT look worried about paying her cable bill!
In fact, she looks like she just got done watching an episode of a show on Bravo that I can’t watch because I can’t afford it.
Stupid Princesses.
4. I will begin drinking other’s drinks at bars. A guy goes to the bathroom? I got his whiskey. Some chick is playing pool? That’s my vodka tonic. What? You’re done with that PBR? I don’t think so!
5. Beg. I am going to beg my parents to help me. My bills are covered. It’s the fun stuff … like food … that I need cash for.
6. Send Vimeos of me drinking and being hilarious to Conan O’Brien so he can discover me and ask me to come write for him.
Numbers 3 & 6 sound most likely to really help me out here.
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Melissa // June 22, 2009 at 8:18 pm |
So I am obviously deficient in reading and commenting on blogs (and have been for a bit now, so this is me catching up), but I had to tell you that I just laughed my ass off at this post. And while they might not have ads for princesses on Craigslist, maybe there’s something for doggy-talent/modeling agent or McFlurry artist. Those are my plans B and C, respectively and hopefully there’s a big need for both now that the economy is in the crapper…